(Source: museismymuse, via screw--gravity)

castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my boyfriend dated me

(via pizza)

allyallyoxenfreak:

dianekurger:

fredweesley:

what if your boobs came with zippers and instead of fat inside it you could store like money and shit and that’s how you get bigger boobs

if i stored my money in my boobs i’d be flat-chested

(via pizza)